wannabenerd

A more severe case of "wannabe nerd", wherein the wannabe can't spell to save their life and this definition calls out such failings while also denoting the lack of nerdskills.

"Kris is such a wannabenerd, he can't even spell blackmale!"

by Hextreme October 10, 2012

wannabeard

<I>n.</I> A partially or patchily-grown but still significant amount of facial hair beneath the lower lip; a dirty goatee; more than a soul patch and less than a beard.

Check out John's wannabeard; dude needs more testosterone.

by Omar K. December 9, 2008

wannaboner

A sporadic boner that has no practical sexual use and goes soft within a few minutes.
A wannabe boner or wanna bone her.

Is that a flashlight in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Nah it's a Wannaboner.

by Medioman December 27, 2014

Wannabe Nerd

A wannabe nerd is someone that is similar to a geek as in they are not as intelligent as a regular nerd however, a wannabe nerd is someone who is most likely an arrogant jerk whom will constantly try to boast his or her intelligence in your face. A wannabe nerd usually is well aware that they are not nearly as intellectual as they claim, which therefore causes them utmost insecurity which ultimately results increased bragging. Wannabe nerds are often hard to detect, as to the casual non-nerdy observer, they may appear to be highly intellectual. However, any true nerd is capable of making the distinction. Wannabe Nerds are often characterized by their arrogance, "Smarter than you" attitude, claiming extreme interest and talent in subjects which they obviously understand minuscule amounts of, and their (often improper) use of extravagant words in order to make themselves appear smarter.

Nerd: Homework is done, I'm just goin' home to play a game of Fallout 3...

Wannabe Nerd: Oh, what a waste of precious time. My education means far more to me. I shall spend the night reading non-fiction. I guess I just like nerdy activities, too much...

(no, not really. I'm just saying that because I know you're smarter than me and it pisses me off).

by Leto172010 June 3, 2010

Wannabetarded

A hot chick who tried to act retarded in order to get attention.

Teacher: So, just tear off a piece of the plant and put it under the microscope.

Hot Chick: Wait, what do we do again?

Teacher: Just put the plant under the microscope.

Hot Chick: That makes no sense. I don't understand what we're supposed to do.

Other Dude: *Rolls Eyes* uughhhh, she's wannabetarded, isn't she?

by Fuhtuhwuh Productions April 3, 2009

Wannabeaner

Somebody of non Mexican descent who acts like and wishes they were of Mexican descent.

Wigger is to nigger as wannabeaner is to Mexican.

Joe: "Hey, have you seen the new kid in English? I've never seen a Mexican named Clark."

Ted: "That's because he's white. He's a total wannabeaner."

by vegan cannibal October 20, 2008

wannabe nerd

1. n. An individual who does nerdy stuff like playing 8 hours of WoW a day, but is not smart. Usually the lowest of the low, seeing as real nerds don't need to act that nerdy.

1. John: Hey isn't that kid a nerd?
Bob: No, he isn't. He's not smart at all, he just skips school to play LoL all day. He's just a wannabe nerd.

by realnurd161 October 13, 2012