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wonkulated 

wonkulated as having been on a wonkulator-the morning after feeling when you dont know whether you are coming or going or are feeling all inside out
what a night !-i feel like i have been wonkulated
wonkulated by katski June 27, 2007
Related Words
To gain venous access to an erect penis or 'wang' for no clinical reason whatsoever
Nurse: "Quick, we need to cannulate this patient"

Paramedic: "Nah, he's a twat, wangulate him instead"
Wangulate by wangski November 18, 2009
The act of strangling someone with your penis, or, wang.
Hence the combination word, wangulate.
Max: *lame joke*
Brad: haha, that's funny
Me: It won't be funny when i wangulate you.
Wangulate by Aztirith January 2, 2009

Wankulator

An extension of the word "wanker" meaning a wanker that wanks a wanker while wanking. Commonly used as an insult amongst Australians.
Sean: "Hey Luke, guess what?"
Luke: "What?"
Sean: "I g0tz phr33 st00phs!"
Luke: "...Wankulator."
Wankulator by CoolStoryTeller March 20, 2010

wankulate 

The act of of low key mastrabating in the same room as your mother
It is a verb.
"I wankulated last night!''
"you wanna wankulate with me?"
wankulate by Dogenut May 2, 2018

wongulated 

An object that has been altered, deliberately, or accidental so that it can no longer perform its primary function to a full extent
1. My computer screen is wongulated
2. That football is wongulated (deflated)
wongulated by matye March 19, 2008