Wankulated

Wow I really got wankulated by that big black man yesterday.

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wonkulated

wonkulated as having been on a wonkulator-the morning after feeling when you dont know whether you are coming or going or are feeling all inside out

what a night !-i feel like i have been wonkulated

wonkulated by katski June 27, 2007

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To gain venous access to an erect penis or 'wang' for no clinical reason whatsoever

Nurse: "Quick, we need to cannulate this patient"

Paramedic: "Nah, he's a twat, wangulate him instead"

Wangulate by wangski November 18, 2009

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The act of strangling someone with your penis, or, wang.
Hence the combination word, wangulate.

Max: *lame joke*
Brad: haha, that's funny
Me: It won't be funny when i wangulate you.

Wangulate by Aztirith January 2, 2009

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An extension of the word "wanker" meaning a wanker that wanks a wanker while wanking. Commonly used as an insult amongst Australians.

Sean: "Hey Luke, guess what?"
Luke: "What?"
Sean: "I g0tz phr33 st00phs!"
Luke: "...Wankulator."

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The act of of low key mastrabating in the same room as your mother

It is a verb.
"I wankulated last night!''
"you wanna wankulate with me?"

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An object that has been altered, deliberately, or accidental so that it can no longer perform its primary function to a full extent

1. My computer screen is wongulated
2. That football is wongulated (deflated)

wongulated by matye March 19, 2008

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