wanktention

The most important kind of attention - the one you give to a picture/video/thought of somebody while wanking.

Damn, did you see that booty? This gurl just got my complete wanktention.

by Rukm September 8, 2016

wankception

To masturbate to the thought of masturbating; a wank within a wank.

Last night, i had the greatest wankception ever!

by cockofgold December 15, 2011

Wankentine's Day

This is the wanker's day, celebrated on Feb 14, this is similar to Valentine's Day but for persons who have no sexual partner and thus resort to wanking themselves. This is a special day of remembrance for wankers of their own status.

Bob: Hey Frank, wish you a happy Wankentine's Day

Frank: Same to you Bob.

by SantoshGeorge February 14, 2008

wankception

The art of wanking to something entirely non-sexual

Dude, last night i proved wankception, i slapped my ham to a bowl of fruit.....

by Kiddy fiddler 69 June 1, 2011

Wintention

Created by Soulshaping author Jeff Brown, one’s Wintention is their victorious intention, their success plan, their blueprint for overcoming the odds and achieving their goals. To wintention is to plan on nothing less than the achievement of whatever goals one establishes.

In my statement of wintentionality, I listed all 4 steps I will take to overcome my challenges and get into law school.

It is my wintention to build a school in Africa to give children a chance for a better life.

by Yehudah March 29, 2013

wintentional

You take a risk on something with full confidence that you will succeed and nail it! This usually applies to some type of competition or posturing.

"Did he just strike out our best player with a blindfold on?!"
"He just got lucky."
"No way, man. That was definitely' Wintentional' for sure."

by Funinstaller April 17, 2015

Wankentines Day

A day of celebration for single males who are unable to take part in the annual Valentines Day celebration, due to not having a partner or a significant other. It would be up to the individual on how they celebrate their Wankentines Day as the name denotes a very specific activity.
This day can also observed by people of all sexual orientations and identities and is not limited to single men.
You could say that Wankentines is an antonym for Valentines Day.

I'm going to spend Wankentines Day by myself, doing what I love doing.

Person speaking to themself in the mirror:
Oh Hey, will you be my Wankentine?

I really feel like a nutjob sitting at home, all alone on Wankentines Day, and that's how I like it!

by RougeK February 10, 2025