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A mild form of anxiety brought on by the need to have a wank. Wankciousness. It is nothing more than a nagging feeling or a slight urge to masturbate, but still enough to upset the individual. The feeling can only be alleviated by actually performing the art of masturbation or getting someone else to do same.
I really need to get home soon as I'm feeling ever so slightly wankcious.' 'You have a wankcious look on your face.
wankcious by The Wankcious Stranger December 24, 2010

Wacktanious 

Babe you are wacktanious.


Man how did you do that it was so wacktanious!
Wacktanious by Leighton Birchard December 18, 2008

Wacktavious

Wacktavious is a mixture of wacky and devious,
Wow! that was very Wacktavious of you Darius.
Wacktavious by LungLicker76 August 24, 2022

Wackticious 

Amazing or extraordinary. When something is awsomely cool and/or must be said or told about.

Can be used such as wackticiously, wackticiousness or more wackticious.
"That movie was totally wackticious!"
"The wackticiousness of that statement was epic"

wacktagious 

when something wack happens to someone,the wackness occurs to a second party durring a chain of events.
"yo that's wacktagious!"
wacktagious by mouthfullofme December 10, 2009

Wacktavious

Wacktavious is when you catch someone, a friend for example. Doing something Wacky, and Devious
Wow Darius that was very Wacktavious of you
Wacktavious by LungLicker76 August 24, 2022