wankhamster 

A person in authority, usually a politician, who makes life harder than it needs to be.

No one would have to put up with the whims of the wankhamsters at the Department for Education, as long as she and her colleagues had, if they didn’t love the privilege of teaching the kids.

wankhamster by The guvner September 12, 2020

wankmaster 

A noble being skilled in the art of wankery.

Emile: I love to wank all the time!
Taylor: You are truly a wankmaster
Emile:ya

wankmaster by Jpar January 5, 2007

WarHamster 

A Hamster clad in Armor with an assortment of weaponry, usually the scariest thing on the battlefield.

OH GOD, THE WARHAMSTER IS HERE!!!

WarHamster by Vali of Death September 16, 2021

Wankmaster 

uhmmm...the master of wanking?

wankmaster wanks a wankey wank he does

Wankmaster by Wankmasta October 18, 2004

wankhammer 

An intensifier to the term wanker. A fool; a rube; an ineffectual person.

"Did you hear that pollster trying to explain that the polls are right, and everyone else is wrong? What a total wankhammer!"

wankhammer by Chris Baskind January 9, 2009

Wankmaster Shizzlemah

Steve Sheehan

Badass

Wankmaster Shizzlemah by Wack Teapot August 27, 2003

Tim Wankaster 

a noun to describe a person who is adopted and is the reason for their parents divorce. Lover of cock

His parents don't love him he's such a Tim Wankaster

Tim Wankaster by stepmumwendy June 29, 2020