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wankstation

A completly useless bastard. also. Any Information Technology interface that allows the downloading or viewing of pornography for the purposes of masterbation.
While his family slept, J. would creep into his study and quietly abuse himself in front of his precious, his wankstation.
wankstation by mcguvir June 21, 2010
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Wankstation

A wankstation is a person who can generally be found hanging around city halls street cornors late at nite. In exchange for money you can shoot the load flat out.
Look at that wankstation there, I wouldnt mind abit of that
Wankstation by Michael Williams November 18, 2004

wankstation

It is a place where people go and have a bank. For example the bathroom.
Yo Vlad, where have you been?
I was at the wankstation, sorry!
wankstation by wanking May 3, 2017

wankstation

It's a place where people go have wank. For example the bathroom.
Yo Vlad, where have you been?
I was at the wankstation, sorry!
wankstation by wanking May 3, 2017

Wankstation

A place where people go have a wank. For example the bathroom, or the shower.
Yo Vlad, where have you been?
I was at the wankstation, srry!
Really?
Yeah, I could not hold it back anymore!
Wankstation by wanking May 4, 2017
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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