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wankstation

A completly useless bastard. also. Any Information Technology interface that allows the downloading or viewing of pornography for the purposes of masterbation.
While his family slept, J. would creep into his study and quietly abuse himself in front of his precious, his wankstation.
wankstation by mcguvir June 21, 2010
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Wankstation

A wankstation is a person who can generally be found hanging around city halls street cornors late at nite. In exchange for money you can shoot the load flat out.
Look at that wankstation there, I wouldnt mind abit of that
Wankstation by Michael Williams November 18, 2004

wankstation

It is a place where people go and have a bank. For example the bathroom.
Yo Vlad, where have you been?
I was at the wankstation, sorry!
wankstation by wanking May 3, 2017

wankstation

It's a place where people go have wank. For example the bathroom.
Yo Vlad, where have you been?
I was at the wankstation, sorry!
wankstation by wanking May 3, 2017

Wankstation

A place where people go have a wank. For example the bathroom, or the shower.
Yo Vlad, where have you been?
I was at the wankstation, srry!
Really?
Yeah, I could not hold it back anymore!
Wankstation by wanking May 4, 2017

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026