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wankerina

Stephanie is such a wankerina.
Wouldn't she be a wanker?
But she's female.
Ah. Makes sense.
by t6ftoisnotdead July 5, 2023
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wandering trader

the scum of the earth. they and their fucking stupid llamas deserve to die.
“Is that a wandering trader?”
“Yes. Kill it immediately
“Done”
“You didn’t kill it’s fucking llamas!”
by iminmemumscarvroomvroom June 3, 2021
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wankerish

A person or behaviour possessing wanker-like tendancies.
he's been so wankerish lately.
by lmj. August 14, 2007
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Wankerism

(i) A marketing slogan which, rather than being created with skill or wit, simply implies that the product will will change your life for the better, - even if its just a packet of sweets
(ii) A marketing slogan which is just *too* cheesy
The following wankerisms were found using a google search on "marketing slogans".

Clothes to make you happy! (Nomads)
Creating more moments of pleasure. (Cadbury Trebor Bassett)
For a wonderful life. (Harvey Nichols)
Happiness is playing Bingo. (Super Bingo)
Happy starts inside. (Minute Maid)
Heaven can't wait. (Nestle Heaven)
Heaven needn't cost the earth. (Sandals)
Heavenly chocolate with a heart. (Divine)
Magic shoes for happy feet. (Starchild)
Make your body happy. (Aquafina Alive)
Make your break, a Delight. (Mars Delight)
One pound. One pan. One happy family. (Betty Crocker)
Pleasure. Every single Pringles Mini. (Pringles, Mini Pringles)
Pleasure. Perfected. (Braun Tassimo)
by xPaul G December 25, 2008
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wandering bowel syndrome

A syndrome where you take a shit wherever you like.
Jenny has wandering bowel syndrome and shits wherever she likes.
by unknown69a January 29, 2014
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WankerTanker

When you wank your penis so many times in one day that it turns red. Like the local fire truck.
Dude I had the biggest wankertanker yesterday. I thought it was permanent.
by BigJdogSwizzle June 13, 2017
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wankering

Taking part in an act that will have you labeled as a wanker.
Pawan, would you stop wankering with those pokemon cards and come with us.
by MAN_WITH_PANTS October 29, 2004
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