wank like an Egyptian 

Using your imagination to wank and no use of porn.

While is was in the shower I had no porn so I decided to wank like an Egyptian

wank like an Egyptian by SirSheepy February 19, 2011

Wank like an Egyptian. 

The act of masturbating whereby one uses only their imagination to reach climax. Internet porn is not allowed.

Guy 1: "I'm gonna go home and take a shower after we're done here."

Guy 2: "You gonna rub one out while you're there?"

Guy 1: "Man, come on, you know I can't wank like an Egyptian."

Guy 3: "No talking in the operating theatre please"

Wank like an Egyptian. by BltS3 February 20, 2011