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thomas the wank engine 

Someone who masturbates all the time , giving them the nickname Thomas the wank engine.
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Thomas The Wank Engine 

Thomas The Wank Engine played with his girlfriends Cerys & Lilly in the sandpit

Thomas the wank engine 

Me: have you seen Harry, he’s being a proper Thomas the wank engine today

A Wank of Engineers 

A collective noun to describe a group of more than 3 engineers in one place. Similar to a herd of Elephants or a murder of Crows.
"I work in a building with a wank of engineers"

Wankentine's Day 

This is the wanker's day, celebrated on Feb 14, this is similar to Valentine's Day but for persons who have no sexual partner and thus resort to wanking themselves. This is a special day of remembrance for wankers of their own status.
Bob: Hey Frank, wish you a happy Wankentine's Day

Frank: Same to you Bob.
Wankentine's Day by SantoshGeorge February 14, 2008

Wankentines Day 

A day of celebration for single males who are unable to take part in the annual Valentines Day celebration, due to not having a partner or a significant other. It would be up to the individual on how they celebrate their Wankentines Day as the name denotes a very specific activity.
This day can also observed by people of all sexual orientations and identities and is not limited to single men.
You could say that Wankentines is an antonym for Valentines Day.
I'm going to spend Wankentines Day by myself, doing what I love doing.

Person speaking to themself in the mirror:
Oh Hey, will you be my Wankentine?

I really feel like a nutjob sitting at home, all alone on Wankentines Day, and that's how I like it!
Wankentines Day by RougeK February 10, 2025