Noun:
1. A term stemming from the TV show "My Little Pony: Friendship is magic" in which one of the characters, a pegasus named Rainbow Dash, has her wings shoot up involuntarily when excited.
2. Any involuntary physical indication of excitement, especially sexual excitement.
Derived from the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic," a wingboner refers to a pegasus experiencing an involuntary flaring of his/her wings upon arousal. In the episode "Over a Barrel" the pegasus Rainbow Dash may have experienced this. She had closed wings until one other pony, named Pinkie Pie, appeared in a prostitute outfit. Dash's wings were flared (and she bore a very interesting look on her face) for the duration of the song and dance routine. Her wings returned to her sides upon the end of the dance.
Even the mildest thing can give an adolecent pegasus a wingboner.
On "A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila" Season 2, one of the straight boys, Chad, said "Girls want wangbone, thats why they like strap-ons. I come stock with one."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!