Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
He is cute, smart, funny... but sometimes he is smoking... and I don't like it

I hve a secret crush to him since 6 yrs ago but... never mind
wanglen is a nice guy
wanglen by goldkey November 22, 2021
Related Words

wanglebang

An action taken to the extreme
I just wanglebanged your mom!
That noob just got wanglebanged!
wanglebang by claytoncarver May 4, 2008

Anglin' for Wanglin' 

To try to get into one's pants. To go fishin' for some dick. Used for men and women who are trying to get into another man's pants.
" ;) " "You are totally anglin' for my wanglin' "
" Baby, what are you doing tonight :) " "Stop anglin for my wanglin grandma.." "You are anglin' for wanglin' my darling"
A general infection of the penis caused by a number of different factors. These can include through fornication; a lack of personal hygiene; infection caused by an injury; or a dodgy circumcision, as carried out on some parts of the developing world.

The word is used in a general sense in reference to any infection or suspected infection of the male genital area.
Man, I think that girl from the bar last night gave me wangrene.

A number of men in developing countries die from wangrene as a result of dirty surgical instruments used during circumcisions each year.

My wangrene has flared up again, and it won't stop itching.
Wangrene by Wolfman21 September 20, 2010

wangland 

The destitute land formally England and Wales, that voted for economic suicide in a silly attempt to take back control of something they never lost control of. The final demise of Wangland came about when the millionaires that told the plebs to take back control failed to invest their fortunes, now safe from EU tax controls in the land that they made their fortunes from.
"You going to Wangland for your holiday again this year Jim." No way they just look for anyone who's knuckles don't touch the floor to blame for the misfortune they themselves voted for.
wangland by Hobboblin12 July 15, 2017
Used to describe the motion of a wang (penis) as it dangles and swings around.

Sometimes specifically when it is slapping back and forth between your legs similar to a pendulum.
"I really wasn't in the mood last night, but when I saw my boyfriend's wangle I was consumed with lust."
"Oh man. I understand, when a guy wangles it's super sensual."
Wangle by Yourinsaneex February 12, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
Next