walleyes
A term for breasts that exhibit characteristics similar to that of a walleye fish head.Breast angle and nipple direction close to 180 degrees apart.
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walleye vision
First coined in the movie "Hot Shots!", walleye vision is a condition wherein the afflicted person's eyesight becomes skewed to the perspective of a walleye fish. The condition can only be corrected with a multioptipupiloptomy.
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye vision.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye vision.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!
walleye vision by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008
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Walleye Crue
1. A nefarious troupe of troubadours, whose mere presence causes people to go 'walleye'.
2. For comparison when no comparison is really possible, let's say your Uncle Lester thought he was the world's greatest lady's man. If Uncle Lester were to meet the Walleye Crue, he would be shamed so badly in the general conditions of manhood that he likely would methodically sit down his coffee, take off his 3-day old shatty diaper, put it on his head (straps forward) and enthusiastically dive into the deep part of a lake with a concrete block tied to his pinky toe.
2. For comparison when no comparison is really possible, let's say your Uncle Lester thought he was the world's greatest lady's man. If Uncle Lester were to meet the Walleye Crue, he would be shamed so badly in the general conditions of manhood that he likely would methodically sit down his coffee, take off his 3-day old shatty diaper, put it on his head (straps forward) and enthusiastically dive into the deep part of a lake with a concrete block tied to his pinky toe.
Walleye Crue by Mother Love Bone March 14, 2008
Walleye Militia
An organized force that is raised from a civil population in order to protect our lake and river systems for future generations.
Walleye Militia by TheWalleyeGuy February 18, 2020
Walleye Tits
Girl who's nipples are pointed outward, not strait forward, similar to the eyes on a walleye (fish).
Brandon: hey man. that trim I had last night had walleye tits!
Sam: eww sick dude!
Brandon: ya but she's a great lay. I did her doggie cuz I wasen't sure which one to look at when I was on top!
Sam: eww sick dude!
Brandon: ya but she's a great lay. I did her doggie cuz I wasen't sure which one to look at when I was on top!
Walleye Tits by Socata December 9, 2008