wainboarding 

The act of training a small child under the age of 5 to skateboard or surf. Wainboarding comes from the Irish slang term “wain” which means child. Because the children are so young, they usually stand crouched a lot lower on the board than someone older, and have a different way of riding on the board for that reason.

Kyle taught his toddler wainboarding.

wainboarding by Dr. Sigh June 4, 2022

wakeboarding 

A sport of champions, ivolving a water skier using a large snowboard like ski, called a 'wakeboard'
Easy way to show of to the ladies

Guy - "I love wakeboarding, i go every weekend"
chick - "really?.........lets fuck!"

wakeboarding by wello boys forever!!! September 28, 2003

wakeboarding 

ITS NOT A SKI! gawd! the origin of wakeboarding comes from "skurfing" which came from skiing and surfing combined. The style of the boar is closer to surfing and you are positioned more similar to a surfer rather then a skier. But the skiing part comes from the fact that you do have a boat towing you with a rope and handle, and that you have bindings. Wakeboards have many things that affect the board including, fins and whether you have them or not, the rocker (how far off the ground each side comes). The smaller the rocker the better the rider. Same with fins, no fins=difficult but no fins also=better rider. I for one have been wakeboarding since i was 10, and im 15 now.

The lake is glassy, it's a good time for wakeboarding.

wakeboarding by anniethebizitch May 27, 2005

wakeboarding 

Watersport where a skier is towed behind a boat using a rope and is similar to snowboarding except on water. You can do sick tricks off the wake of the boat such as the tootsie roll, scaracrow, etc. It's the only tight watersport.

"Dude lets take you boat, hit the lake, and bust out some major air wakeboarding!"

wakeboarding by Matt August 18, 2004

wallboarding 

Torture by digital apparatus.

This computer is wallboarding me, it won't work the way I expect it.

wallboarding by siers October 26, 2014

Washboarding 

When you rub your genital area, balls, penis, vagina, n apersons six pack abs.

I am rubbing my balls on that dudes abs, I am totally washboarding himhim.

Washboarding by sieraccm December 30, 2011

wineboarding 

The act of laying beneath the spigot of a large wine cask, with the tap pointing at one's mouth and turning it on. Swallowing as fast as one can, it is similar to a reverse keg stand, with the object being to get very quickly intoxicated....

I went to a winery in Portugal and got wasted wineboarding....

wineboarding by balls104 June 12, 2018