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walk block 

When you're walking along and unable to pass the people in front of you who are walking slowly, occupying the entire width of the walking space, and oblivious to the fact that you want to pass, usually because they are inconsiderate morons engaged in mindless discussion.
Coming back from lunch today I was walk blocked by these two fagtards talking about football.
walk block by Mudbone October 7, 2008

Walk-Block 

While driving, being unable to make a turn at an intersection due to pedestrians getting a walk signal and walking across the crosswalk.
Everyone wanted to turn left but only one car made it through the light because we all got walk-blocked
Walk-Block by dr.knownothing September 15, 2010

Walk The Block 

When a nigga tryin buy some yae on the corner.
Hall: Man my connect all jammed up

Gloves: Pull over ima walk the block
Skeet: That isn't a very good idea
Gloves: Shut da fuck up lil nigga i'm tryin buy some yae
Walk The Block by Nicole & Lauren August 10, 2016

walk, talk, and cock block 

The process in which two or more people notice that one of their friends is walking/flirting with a person that is way too attractive for them. Thus, to break up the social engagement the initial group that noticed the flirting catches up to the canoodling couple and initiates a conversation to prevent the pair from flirting further.
Guy A: Dude, did you see Carl and Vanessa walking to class together.

Guy B: No, why?

Guy A: He was hitting on her like crazy.

Guy B: Wow, that's not even reasonable; she's way hotter than he is.

Guy A: You thinking what I'm thinking?

Guy B and Guy A in unison: Walk, talk, and cock block.

(They grab their books and run after Carl and Vanessa in hopes of killing the mood.)

Walk blocker 

A person that suddenly stops when they are walking right in front of another.
*kid suddenly stops.*
person behind him: What the fuck?! You just walk blocked me! Damn walk blocker.
Walk blocker by edesia April 26, 2009
Word of the Day on October 23, 2012

walk blocking 

When you're walking down the street, taking up the whole sidewalk, and preventing others from getting by. Often done by slow movers, tourists, and other wide loads.
Those moms with their strollers are totally walk blocking me!
walk blocking by tcp123 June 10, 2013

Walk blocker 

A slow walker, usually a tourist, who walks with other slow walkers in such a loosely spaced row as to obstruct the entire sidewalk, so there isn't any way for a swifter walker, who usually has actual shit to get done, can bypass them without appearing to be the inconsiderate one. The more obese the walkers, the more space the can block and the slower they amble.
It's another festival week, so I won't be able to get anywhere without diving through families of vacant-eyed, mouthbreathing walk blockers to get down the street. And of course they look at me like I'm intruding on the sidewalk space they, as tourists, are entitled to.
Walk blocker by enkephalin07 March 1, 2016
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