wakequake

To have ass shaken in your face just like motorboating a pair of breasts.

That girl wakequaked me so hard last night that she may have given me pink eye.

by Dr. Devin May 9, 2018

wakenbaker

One who wakes... then bakes!

It's 9 in the mornin and Robby's already high, he's such a wakenbaker.

by chrisdreed October 9, 2008

Waterquakerfakefuck

When someone uses a sense of magnetic attraction to another soul, and they’re physical form. Works up their confidence, and consults they’re emotional stability. Only to use those insights and open minded expression to explain ones self to better play with their mental health like a board game.

You see how he ran her in circles? Wasted her time, ability to go out the way, and blow him off last second. Everytime he feels he finally accomplished her trust? 2: ya it looks like a lost cause to me, he’s gonna just get hurt 1: ya his boy Brian took his note, a flower, and gave it to her like he planned before he could. 2: why just to step on his toes..? 1: no to prove it didn’t matter who gave it to her they’d get in it either way. 2: u really think.. 1: dunno bro by Brian swears he smashed right after. 2; wow what a Waterquakerfakefuck

by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019

Cakequake

1. uncontrollable shaking of a large butt while walking or dancing
2. Simple movement that causes the butt to shake wildly

Her cake booty is so big when walks that's a cakequake

by Ohblaquepanther May 4, 2014

wakeybakey

When you get out of bed, go take a piss, and then smoke some good weed.

Josh:damn I feel like shit after last night.
Alex: do a wakeybakey. Make you feel a lot better.

by DarthAcademus March 16, 2025