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wakenbaker 

One who wakes... then bakes!
It's 9 in the mornin and Robby's already high, he's such a wakenbaker.
wakenbaker by chrisdreed October 9, 2008

Waterquakerfakefuck 

When someone uses a sense of magnetic attraction to another soul, and they’re physical form. Works up their confidence, and consults they’re emotional stability. Only to use those insights and open minded expression to explain ones self to better play with their mental health like a board game.
You see how he ran her in circles? Wasted her time, ability to go out the way, and blow him off last second. Everytime he feels he finally accomplished her trust? 2: ya it looks like a lost cause to me, he’s gonna just get hurt 1: ya his boy Brian took his note, a flower, and gave it to her like he planned before he could. 2: why just to step on his toes..? 1: no to prove it didn’t matter who gave it to her they’d get in it either way. 2: u really think.. 1: dunno bro by Brian swears he smashed right after. 2; wow what a Waterquakerfakefuck
Waterquakerfakefuck by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019

Cakequake 

1. uncontrollable shaking of a large butt while walking or dancing
2. Simple movement that causes the butt to shake wildly
Her cake booty is so big when walks that's a cakequake

wakeybakey 

When you get out of bed, go take a piss, and then smoke some good weed.
Josh:damn I feel like shit after last night.
Alex: do a wakeybakey. Make you feel a lot better.
wakeybakey by DarthAcademus March 16, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026