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wakenbaker 

One who wakes... then bakes!
It's 9 in the mornin and Robby's already high, he's such a wakenbaker.
wakenbaker by chrisdreed October 9, 2008

Waterquakerfakefuck 

When someone uses a sense of magnetic attraction to another soul, and they’re physical form. Works up their confidence, and consults they’re emotional stability. Only to use those insights and open minded expression to explain ones self to better play with their mental health like a board game.
You see how he ran her in circles? Wasted her time, ability to go out the way, and blow him off last second. Everytime he feels he finally accomplished her trust? 2: ya it looks like a lost cause to me, he’s gonna just get hurt 1: ya his boy Brian took his note, a flower, and gave it to her like he planned before he could. 2: why just to step on his toes..? 1: no to prove it didn’t matter who gave it to her they’d get in it either way. 2: u really think.. 1: dunno bro by Brian swears he smashed right after. 2; wow what a Waterquakerfakefuck
Waterquakerfakefuck by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019

Cakequake 

1. uncontrollable shaking of a large butt while walking or dancing
2. Simple movement that causes the butt to shake wildly
Her cake booty is so big when walks that's a cakequake
Cakequake by Ohblaquepanther May 4, 2014

wakeybakey 

When you get out of bed, go take a piss, and then smoke some good weed.
Josh:damn I feel like shit after last night.
Alex: do a wakeybakey. Make you feel a lot better.
wakeybakey by DarthAcademus March 16, 2025
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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