charlie's waitress syndrome 

Falling in love with someone who does not love you back for extremely long periods of time. It is a pop culture reference from Its always Sunny in Philadelphia(2005).

Dude, she doesnt like you back, its been four years, I think you have charlie's waitress syndrome.

charlie's waitress syndrome by MZ123 June 18, 2016

waitress sandwich 

A sexual position in which a man sits on a chair while a woman (such as a waitress) sits on top and a second man sits on top of her, as immortalized by U.S. senators Chris Dodd and Ted Kennedy in 1985.

The two senators made a "waitress sandwich" while their dates were in the bathroom.

waitress sandwich by TedFan85 August 31, 2013

space waitress 

Synonym for air hostess or flight attendant.

Mindy dreamt of being a space waitress. She yearned for the thrill of pouring hot coffee for parents with small children nearby whilst combatting extreme turbulence, projectile vomit and gropings from inebriated passengers.

space waitress by Spazmax March 29, 2010

sky waitress 

n: A female flight attendant.

John: "I was on a British Airways flight and the Sky Waitress brought me extra cookies!"

Britney: "Wow! That was really thoughtful!"

John: "Well, ya, considering that we were in a free fall from 30,000 feet."

sky waitress by warmbrother October 10, 2014

Sex with the black haired waitress 

A drink made with jaeger, sprite and coke combined. Sometimes whiskey is substituted for jaeger but there is more coke in that version.

Look at Denny! That sex with the black haired waitress made him pass out!!

Sex with the black haired waitress by Amo 83 November 11, 2021

two waitresses to go with nothing on them 

An interesting thing to order at a McDonalds drive through when you're pissed. (Yes, I actually did this, and no, I wasn't driving...)

Drive through speaker: Is that everything?

Drunk passenger: We'd also like two waitresses to go with nothing on them, please.

Drive though speaker: <Silence>

two waitresses to go with nothing on them by Eugene206 October 13, 2006

Waitress Friendly 

When a bartender or waitress fakes being friendly toward you. This is usually in order to get a better tip or to keep you coming back.

"I thought that waitress was interested in me, but she was just being waitress friendly."

Waitress Friendly by JerryLMacDonald May 1, 2008