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WAINS

Why am I not surprised
Adam and his new girlfriend are still in bed.

WAINS...
by Astrodwarf November 25, 2017
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wains

why am I not surprised
friend one - i got my head stuck in the fence

Friend two - wains you dumb ass
by goku666 August 7, 2017
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WAINS

Acronym for - why am I not surprised?
Yeah yeah, Jenna and Stephanie hooked up after the party. WAINS
by Monkey's Dad May 31, 2021
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waist management

euphemism for dieting / wordplay on 'waste management'
If you plan on getting into that old tux of yours, you'd first better get into some waist management.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 2, 2014
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WaistBook

Being nice to ugly chicks on FaceBook...ie...sending "hugs". Just flirting online cause I'm not good at it in person.
I just "Waistbooked" Lori, and she wants me now cause I'm soooo hot.
by Bob Gruszka April 6, 2009
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waist scarf

When a stripper uses a scarf or similar garment to conceal the after effects of giving birth in an effort to garner larger financial gains.
Here, hun, before you go on stage you gonna want a waist scarf if you don't want scare the guys away with that botched caesarian.
by aretegroup August 30, 2014
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wide waist

A person preferably a male who has unsightly weight coming from his waistline on both sides. Some people have a belly in addition to wide waist but wide waist describes the fat pockets on the persons sides.
Yo! John that shirt is too tight for you. I can see that nasty wide waist of yours. You need the loose fit for real!
by Yo! Sunny Joe July 25, 2009
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