waggies 

Waggies

n.
1. Any greasy food consumed;

a) at the end of a night of binge drinking esp. on an empty stomach in a typically futile attempt to prevent the onset of bed spins and jet-yaks

b) as a breakfast remedy for a hangover.

2. Mildly derisive term for any fast food restaurant.

1.Feeling ill after a night of binge drinking, I stopped for waggies on the way home, only to jet-yak poutine all over the back seat of the cab.

2. If you go to Waggies for me, I'll buy you a big mac.

waggies by skater McGee February 14, 2010

hip wiggies 

Term for "common folk" or "blue collar" people. The term was created by a nine year boy after he would witness three people sitting across a seat in a pickup truck. Hip wiggies are several people sitting hip to hip in a pickup truck. Later the term became broader to describe "common people" or "blue collar people". The term also became the name of a company that sells products to consumers.

The company markets it products to hip wiggies.

Hip wiggies once dominated the working class of America, but as society become more service oriented there was a shift to white collar professional jobs.

The pickup truck was only large enough to sit three hip wiggies at a time.

hip wiggies by webwiggie July 7, 2011

poggie woggies

A superior version of pog, pogchamp and poggers. Often used in a silly matter.

"damn i failed my test"
"definitely not poggie woggies."

poggie woggies by Gameboy9917 September 22, 2020

mega-waggie 

1.One whose waggieness is so extreme, it is taken to a MEGA level
2. To be bi-curious about life's decisions
3. One who pours their expensive bottled beer into a glass
4. 1,000,000 Waggies
5. See also F-3.14

"Look at that Mega-Waggie, dirtying up a clean glass to pour his beer into"

mega-waggie by z4rt4n February 8, 2009

Waggles 

Major indegestion and diarrhea after consuming shitty university dining hall food.

Tonight after dinner, I will go to the laundry and spew waggles into the dryers.

Waggles by Sammy Teal August 14, 2012

wagglestache 

A wagglestache is a moustache that is so gloriously thick and bushy that it wiggles and waggles when the wearer talks.

Did you see that gentleman's wagglestache? I am amazed I could hear him clearly through such an abundance of facial hair.

wagglestache by William Howard Taft January 18, 2010

The Tail Always Waggles 

A phrase used to describe why you have a massive erection. This is mainly used to describe a bad habit of getting an erection whenever you see a female, even if they're not very attractive. The term comes from a comparison of a canine's tail "waggling" whenever it sees a bitch (a female dog). When a person asks about it, you simply say this phrase, and they will understand.

Dude: "Woah! What's that in your pants?!"

Brandon: "I'm sorry... The tail always waggles."

The Tail Always Waggles by The Tail Always Waggles March 14, 2009