Wafter 

A colleague prone to vacating their desk/seat and disappearing for extended periods to saunter and waft around in a manner akin to a fart, informally referred to as 'doing a Bernie' or 'going on a Bernie'; they may return sporadically only to promptly disappear again, in which case they shall be referred to as having completed a 'double-waft' or 'double-Bernie'. From the Latin phrase 'Whenum isum Bernum est?' meaning 'Where is the Wafter?'

'Where's John, he's been in and out of his seat like a jackrabbit all morning, and now he's been gone for two hours?'

'What do you expect of a Wafter, he must be on another marathon Bernie'

Wafter by Baxter McGilverson April 13, 2014

Wafter 

Someone who does things differently and by differently I mean in a borderline autistic manner. Even though they look normal they are not, from strange social interaction to not being able to drink even moderate quantities of alcohol, a wafter will make you question whether a sharp blade or piece of rope is the best way to end your night early. Common behavior involves fumbling the bag. Also associated with wafty, and waftiness

Nathan - "I'm going to write an essay that's due in 3 weeks instead of pre drinking."
Tom - "For fuck sake sir, you are one wafter."

Wafter by David newell Sr December 14, 2022

Wafter

A person that will frequently act strongly upon strange sometimes idiotic ideas.

My friend attempted to skin an egg’s shell, he is quite the wafter.

Wafter by Rusty Griswold February 13, 2026

fart wafter 

Someone that is a connaisseur of flatulence. After release the fart wafter will cup their hand in an attempt to capture the odor and deliver it to the nose much like wine tasting.

I saw John in his office smelling his hand. It looks like he is a fart wafter.

fart wafter by B warden April 1, 2007

Knob Wafter

Yesterday’s mascara after not being removed and then supplemented with today’s; blinking during fellatio causing a wafting sensation.

Got a right knob wafter off Tracy last night

Knob Wafter by CharSweet September 12, 2020

fanny wafter 

basically an other word for a female prostitute simply because the waft there fanny all over you

I'm going to go to LA to get a fanny wafter

fanny wafter by anonymous January 19, 2022

Turd Wafter 

Someone, usually a male who farts in front of his friends and then proceeds to use his hand to get right under the fart and waft it in a scoop like action out into their faces.

Rose would fart in a slighty sly manner trying to hide it from his friends, but only when things get too much he can't hold it in and proceeds to WAFT.in answer to this one would shout "oi Rose you fucking turd wafter!"

Turd Wafter by cecil the hamster January 9, 2009