waffle penis 

When a man places his penis into a Belgian waffle maker and tries to flip giving his cock a twist as well as griddle marks.

Who needs a spiral condom i have a Waffle Penis?

waffle penis by sandlers butter February 4, 2009

penis waffle 

An absolutely frustrating person that does not rise to the level of a beating or actual profanity. A term of annoyance or disgust.

That guy ran the light on me, what a penis waffle.

penis waffle by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

Penis Waffles 

A random word to shoutout in those awkward or silent moments

*Marriage Troubles*

Husband: "You don't fuck no more, I should never have put a rock on your finger''

Wife: "Well your dick aint big enough to satisfy me you jerk''

Husband: "Well your sister wasn't complaining before the ceremony!''

....................

Wife: "WHAT!!?''

.......

Husband: "Err''

............

Husband: "Penis Waffles!''

Penis Waffles by He-Roe November 4, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008