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home skilly waffle dog 

a word used in replacment for friend
yo my home skilly waffle dog!
home skilly waffle dog by geoffwk November 24, 2006

dog waffle 

Result of a shoe being imbossed upon a dog turd.
Rick stepped on a dog fece and created a dog waffle.
dog waffle by Lydia April 9, 2005

Canadian Waffle Hot Dog 

In essence, putting your wiener in a block of cheese while pouring maple syrup on your naked body. It is usually used as a satirical art piece or part of a satirical statement.
If Jackson Pollock's paintings are worth millions, then that video of me doing a Canadian Waffle Hot Dog has got to be worth something

Waffle Stomp a Corn Dog 

The act of pooping in the shower and then having to stomp it down the waffle drain opening.
John lost control of his bowels in the shower and ended up having to waffle stomp a corn dog.

doggy waffle 

fucking a girl doggy style while eating a plate of waffles on her back
that doggy waffle was delicious yesterday
doggy waffle by branwolfsonnn December 3, 2010

Coconut Waffledog 

The act of a person sprinkling coconut on a fresh pile of dog shit then smearing it onto a waffle or pancake. ( Usually a waffle ) The person will then proceed to ejaculate onto it, after which he/she will eat it.
My girlfriend made me a Coconut Waffledog and after eating it my shit smelled like coconut for 3 weeks.
Coconut Waffledog by shox178 November 30, 2011
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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