waffle cum
Waffle cum is Waffle House mashed up in a plastic bag, that has been ejaculated into. Must sit like that for an hour or so to qualify as waffle cum.
waffle cum by ayylmao3254 February 4, 2018
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cum waffle
When a group of males stand around a waffle and whack it. Whoever splooges last has the honor of eating this delicious salty waffle.
cum waffle by shiionmadii February 22, 2011
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Cum Waffle
An interesting insult! It i means that you are a douche bag, or a jerk. Its usually used by friends to throw another off his game. They focus in on the word used and forget what they are even talking about.
A more literal term of course is a waffle filled with male ejaculation.
A more literal term of course is a waffle filled with male ejaculation.
"Dude your a fucking cum waffle." (Reaction) "Wtf? did you just call me a cum waffle?"
Mission complete.
Mission complete.
Cum Waffle by Dortez November 14, 2007
Cum waffle
A person who is being irritating or stupid. Cum waffles are the definition of the person who wants to leave the party early and never answers your texts.
Cum waffle by emma sinclair November 3, 2016
russian cum waffle
When your fucking a chick and she shits on your waffle and it makes you cum on the waffle and you now have the breakfeast.
russian cum waffle by 2pptoulchs May 5, 2018
cum guzzling twat waffle
an insult used to piss people off like douche bag or calling somone an asshole but sounds more insulting
joe: you you took my seat!!
pat: sorry didn't call fives
joe: get out of my seat you cum guzzling twat waffle
chris: dude he's serious
pat: sorry didn't call fives
joe: get out of my seat you cum guzzling twat waffle
chris: dude he's serious
cum guzzling twat waffle by Dj I<haled July 27, 2007
cum covered twat waffle
cum covered twat waffle by Hawaiian Joe November 16, 2006
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