wadumf 

A noise often made by a car door being slammed. Also used to describe someone with large ears like car doors.

EHHHHH WADUMF.

See you, you're a wee wadumf'n fanny.

Am gonnae wadumf your heed aff that wall ya bawbag.

Suck ma wadumf.

wadumf by Mr Silly Bear November 7, 2006

Pop wadum 

Pop wadum. Originally called piss and shit part 1 and 2 is a shock video made on thisvid.com it consists of a plate and a naked man. The man proceeds to piss on the plate before shitting on it. That is part one of piss and shit. Part two consists of him fisting himself and prolapsing himself in the process and in the final minutes he proceeds to rapidly open and close his prolapse making the POP noise. It has been used in streamers like bathrobe_dwane, oddkast, and countless other streamers

Guy 1: Bro did you see Twomad watch pop wadum

Guy 2: no

Guy 1:here is the video *shows pop wadum*

Guy 2: that’s fucking disgusting

Pop wadum by Charple03 September 25, 2021

Wadum

Sticking one penis in another’s belly button

Mike wadum loves belly buttons

Wadum by Theoriginaltda October 7, 2021

wadufuk 

It is clear. Say it fast, say it slow. Wadufuk.

Wadufuk is that hairline.

wadufuk by i<3catsAAA November 5, 2023