Acronym for 'Wizz In My Pants'. Self explanatory. To urinate in one's own pants. Can be used in literal terms or as a figure of speech (for people who got dead scared of something)
Literal: Damn man! I got so drunk last night, I W.I.M.P.-ed!
Figurative: That movie was so scary I W.I.M.P.-ed out.
Stands for "Woe Is Me Poster". In social media, one who posts for the purposes of soliciting sympathy from followers or friends. Example, "Having a bad day." or "Can't seem to wake up."
That person's posts are not funny or witty, they're just whiney. They're a W.I.M.P.
“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.