W.I.M.P

W.I.M.P = Wigga In Management Position

my boss"Hey yo wuhss goood my fellow white Boi"
Me (baby face)"aint nothing W.I.M.P"

by Baby face 7 December 9, 2008

W.I.M.P

The term for a person who thinxs there a pimp but arent.

N00b: I'm a pimp.
Me: No way you my feeble minded freind are a W.I.M.P
N00b: Waaaaaaaah! thanks for letting me see the truth.
Me:Just here to help.

by 1337 lord October 4, 2006

w.i.m.p.

Acronym for 'Wizz In My Pants'. Self explanatory. To urinate in one's own pants. Can be used in literal terms or as a figure of speech (for people who got dead scared of something)

Literal: Damn man! I got so drunk last night, I W.I.M.P.-ed!
Figurative: That movie was so scary I W.I.M.P.-ed out.

by freon76 May 13, 2010

W.I.M.P.

Stands for "Woe Is Me Poster". In social media, one who posts for the purposes of soliciting sympathy from followers or friends. Example, "Having a bad day." or "Can't seem to wake up."

That person's posts are not funny or witty, they're just whiney. They're a W.I.M.P.

by RyeGuy July 13, 2012