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w.i.m.p. 

Acronym for 'Wizz In My Pants'. Self explanatory. To urinate in one's own pants. Can be used in literal terms or as a figure of speech (for people who got dead scared of something)
Literal: Damn man! I got so drunk last night, I W.I.M.P.-ed!
Figurative: That movie was so scary I W.I.M.P.-ed out.
w.i.m.p. by freon76 May 13, 2010
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W.I.M.P. 

Stands for "Woe Is Me Poster". In social media, one who posts for the purposes of soliciting sympathy from followers or friends. Example, "Having a bad day." or "Can't seem to wake up."
That person's posts are not funny or witty, they're just whiney. They're a W.I.M.P.
W.I.M.P. by RyeGuy July 13, 2012
W.I.M.P = Wigga In Management Position
my boss"Hey yo wuhss goood my fellow white Boi"
Me (baby face)"aint nothing W.I.M.P"
W.I.M.P by Baby face 7 December 9, 2008
The term for a person who thinxs there a pimp but arent.
N00b: I'm a pimp.
Me: No way you my feeble minded freind are a W.I.M.P
N00b: Waaaaaaaah! thanks for letting me see the truth.
Me:Just here to help.
W.I.M.P by 1337 lord October 4, 2006

W.D.P.I.M.P.

Where the poke is my phone. Used when you cannot find your phone.
“W.D.P.I.M.P.?”
“Not sure”

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

I.w.t.t.y.i.m.y.b.y.p.d.m.m.b 

I want to tell you I mis you but you probably don't miss me back
person 1: i.w.t.t.y.i.m.y.b.y.p.d.m.m.b
person 2: what??
person 1: I want to tell you I miss you but you probably don't miss me back
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