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VPOO is an abbreviation used by small people to try to show off and make themselves look big in the presence of others. It is used due to a lack of intelligence on the users part and will always be used everywhere and anywhere annoying everybody else enough for people to stamp his/her foot and then face and finally the brain. Lay dead Vpoo user. Lay dead.
Hey, I'm Vpoo!

Everybody: 'Ugh! Stamp that tiny fuck!'
vpoo by OnlyOfficialDefinitions March 18, 2020
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noun,adj
1) virtual poon. The projection of feminine wiles via the internet or other media, often used as a means of controlling / manipulating others

2) the female interface of a fufme drive

3) virtual sex act ( cyber pr0n ) with a user representing themselves as a woman
Noun:
I sure got some vpoon last night!

adj.:

that Roman is such a vpoon


see also vpoon-whipped
vpoon by yidele February 10, 2003
Related Words
vpoopyno • vpoo • vpooch • vpoon • vpoosh
person 1- ‘omg look it’s vpoosh!’
person 2- ‘man, they must be dumb as hell’
vpoosh by vPoOsH December 27, 2019
the chub just above a muffin top but below the stomach. the small bump that makes you question, "is she pregnant, or chubby?"

a vpooch is common to people with names that start with a "v" or start with the sound of a "v"
that girl has a vpooch! ewww chubby.
vpooch by kyndruhhz July 10, 2011

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vpoopyno 

Mom everyone knows what vpoopyno means it’s scrabble
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