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1) virtual poon. The projection of feminine wiles via the internet or other media, often used as a means of controlling / manipulating others

2) the female interface of a fufme drive

3) virtual sex act ( cyber pr0n ) with a user representing themselves as a woman
Noun:
I sure got some vpoon last night!

adj.:

that Roman is such a vpoon


see also vpoon-whipped
vpoon by yidele February 10, 2003
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I have won and I want to go next interj
Wow, I won! Voonex!
Voonex by xagvi November 22, 2022
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vpoon • voon • Voonex • Voonie • Vooning • vpoopyno • vapoon • vapoony • vGoon • Voonana
voong is a word for the cool kids that have cool friends etc.
Voongs are gennerally VERY nice people and very funny people and some of the greatest people to be with.
ray:"OMG, she looks like she could be a voong"

bob: "wow, she must be AMAZING"

ray: "yeaah likes make friends with that voong, this could be the start of something beautiful!"
voong by badboy09 February 21, 2009

voondibah 

Absolutely fabulous, the best, can't get any better.
My trip to France was voondibah.
voondibah by ehaney April 14, 2008
When a female has a strange feeling that they are going to shit out of there vagina
After getting izwonked Shannon went to use the restroom notcing it was only a floop. After standing up she felt a vapoony
vapoony by bobby noxville July 26, 2010
A person who does not know what they are doing because they are inexperienced.
You play Halo like a Voonie!
Voonie by Vessie December 14, 2007
tight, trippy, awesome, cool, sweet
"I like pie"
"Voon!"
voon by your mama December 3, 2003
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