voont

To be extremely lazy, particularly while lying in an awkward position on a couch watching tv.

After work today all I want to do is go home and voont.

by altrain January 15, 2006

vooted

Vooted is a person that is extremely lit or hype

You see how hype RDX777 is over there?

Yeah he is Vooted!!!

by Unknown Strangers February 4, 2019

voot up

Something a legend used to say

Aye voot up

by Veryrareforever February 9, 2019

Vootard

Being a vootard or vootarding describes the practice of acting like a retard on purpose, just for the simple fact of entertainment and self-amusement. Even though it is often about self-amusement, it is commonly done in a group of people, to share the amusement. Vootarding mostly takes place on the internet e.g. on Discord, Twitter, or any other platform where jokesters and memesters gather. The word's origin stems from a Magic Voodoo Cult centered around fun and jokesters.

Vootard can be used as a noun, verb, or even an adjective.

He's such a vootard always mocking people! (noun)
Man, I wish I was still in school, vootarding was way more fun back there. (verb)
He's such a vootardious degen! (adjective)

by Magic Meme Money December 12, 2022

Ubeja Vontell

Ubeja Vontell is when you have so much flaming diarrhea built up in your rectum that is must be surgically removed through the peepee hole.

My stomach has been killing me today, I have a bad case of the Ubeja Vontells.

by KurtdCobain April 6, 2020

Voot me up

The term used mostly by XXXTentacion. Meaning boot me up. The act of hyping oneself up. The V replaces the letter B.

Can you all voot me up for my concert tomorrow?

by FreeXWolf January 17, 2017

vootie

It is usually used as an exclamation.

Vootie originated in 1955 in a Mad Magazine parody where Dave Garroway's chimp (J. Fred Muggs - who also painted a cover for Mad) takes over the show. Instead of Dave's signoff, "Peace", the monkey said "Vootie". It was later used in 1996 as an exclamation in Star Control 3 by a race called the Xchagger.

We be answering YES! Hearty! We be thinking you'd be never asking! Vootie!

by HangedManBendy July 30, 2011