vom-job

While a chick is giving a drunken sloppy blow job and just before you're gonna give her some throat yogurt she voms all over your cock but continues until the job is done.

Danny brought V-Dawg back to his apt and she starts going down on him like ghetto style but check this out, she was so fucked up she vommed all over his cock and he was like "oh my god why is there chicken terriyaki on my balls? I was almost done, you better fucking finish. GET BACK ON THAT TERRIYAKI COCK!!!!" So he shoved her face back down and she happily completed the vom-job. The End.

vom-job by Dr. Vom February 12, 2008

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Vomjob

A vomjob is a blowjob that goes horribly wrong. Right after ejaculating in the givers mouth (s)he vomits the cum and everything else in her(his) stomach onto the receiver's dick.

Last winter Caitlyn and Anatole went out for a nice Indian dinner.
Afterwards, they were fooling around and Caitlyn vomited on his dick.
When we found out, Thom yelled "YOU VOMITED ON HIS DICK!?!?"
Casey then said "VOMJOB!"

Vomjob by veganjello123 October 15, 2008

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Vomjob

The act of recieving a blowjob after the person who is giving it throws up and does not clean his/her mouth. The reciever usually has no problem with this.

Gregg recieved a vomjob in the bathroom of his dorm room by the fat girl on the 5th floor. She threw up and proceeded to give him a vomjob.

Vomjob by Mr. Conspiracy December 21, 2010

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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