vom-job

While a chick is giving a drunken sloppy blow job and just before you're gonna give her some throat yogurt she voms all over your cock but continues until the job is done.

Danny brought V-Dawg back to his apt and she starts going down on him like ghetto style but check this out, she was so fucked up she vommed all over his cock and he was like "oh my god why is there chicken terriyaki on my balls? I was almost done, you better fucking finish. GET BACK ON THAT TERRIYAKI COCK!!!!" So he shoved her face back down and she happily completed the vom-job. The End.

vom-job by Dr. Vom February 12, 2008

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Vomjob

A vomjob is a blowjob that goes horribly wrong. Right after ejaculating in the givers mouth (s)he vomits the cum and everything else in her(his) stomach onto the receiver's dick.

Last winter Caitlyn and Anatole went out for a nice Indian dinner.
Afterwards, they were fooling around and Caitlyn vomited on his dick.
When we found out, Thom yelled "YOU VOMITED ON HIS DICK!?!?"
Casey then said "VOMJOB!"

Vomjob by veganjello123 October 15, 2008

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Vomjob

The act of recieving a blowjob after the person who is giving it throws up and does not clean his/her mouth. The reciever usually has no problem with this.

Gregg recieved a vomjob in the bathroom of his dorm room by the fat girl on the 5th floor. She threw up and proceeded to give him a vomjob.

Vomjob by Mr. Conspiracy December 21, 2010

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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