Voller

Owning hair and/or Facial hair that frankly looks bollock poor.

Instantly you could tell he was a nobhead just by his Voller.

Look at the Voller on him! He looks like he's been combing his hair with a flymo!

Voller by Daz September 22, 2004

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mr voller

The maths guy who thinks he is a maths genius but he is just a sad pile of shit.

Student: Voller you got a neck beard.
Mr Voller: Well i just get on with my maths

mr voller by Emile Is a black guy February 4, 2018

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Volker

Once upon a time a person appears in history, who is so magnificent, beautiful, amazing, funny and badass that only this name can be used to describe them. Said person has to give up his old name as it is no longer worthy. The Volker is seen by all as the king of kings. He can also get any girl he chooses at any time (bc he can control time) and he can surpass the laws of physics or any science for that matter (whether its destroying/creating universes or traveling faster than the speed of light). Also, he is able to fly around on a bad fucking ass black dragon which he may summon at his command (at any time) to destroy shitz.

David: FUCK ME! ITS VOLKER LETS GO TALK TO HIM BC HES FUCKING INCREDICOOL.

Bray: I agree.

Volker: Hail me, bitches

Volker by nubpwnk September 23, 2009

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Volteripalling

The activity of shoving expensive electronic devices (Preferably mobile devices) up another individuals (preferably a friends) anus hole, The winner of the game is the one who gets the device most dirtiest. The losers have to clean the device with their tongues. This game is usually played in pairs of two.

John: "So how was the sleep over last night?"
Glen: "We stayed up all night Volteripalling and I lost all the rounds, so you could say it was quite... shitty"
John: "Kys"

Volteripalling by BurningZ July 29, 2016