volam 

1. v. Slang
To exert a tremendous, and complicated, amount of effort at cheating a system for very little reward.

2. n. Slang
The act of committing a complicated attempt at cheating a system for very little reward.

1. v. Mrs. Barker tried to volam her grocery store by stealing 200 hundred 'snackpack' coupons to buy pudding for free, but got caught when it turned out the coupons had expired.

2. n. Karl Rove felt stupid after his volam totally failed to get Bart Simpson voted President of the United States as yet another joke on the American people.

volam by f. chong rutherford June 30, 2006

VOLARE VIA 

Italian for "Go flying". Usually said when you're machine gunning the shit out of another Stand user with your magic toy airplane.

Narancia: See ya... VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLAAAAA!

Volare via.

VOLARE VIA by hydra877 September 19, 2019

Volmert's law 

Volmert's law is a rule that allows employees to have an excused tardiness due to sexual activities.

Don't worry honey we have time to finish, I will just implement Volmert's law.

Volmert's law by Wooticus Maximus September 12, 2014

Porn Volume Threshold (PVT) 

The maximum volume level one would use on their computer while enjoying pornography privately

Hey man, I can hear those girls screaming from the other room you need to adjust your Porn Volume Threshold (PVT)

Porn Volume Threshold (PVT) by D4soni March 15, 2011

volamom 

A mother that is also a professional school volunteer and takes it way too seriously. Often defined by her sassy casserole recipes and strong opposition to contributing to household income, volamoms should not be confused with soccer moms or parkie moms.

Though she typically holds a high office, she is not even closely related to the standard hardworking PTA mom. She is more powerful and less fashion-forward.

One of the most significant characteristics of a volamom is her nonexistent sense of humor. Everything in her world is profoundly businesslike, complex, and committee-oriented.

Volamoms are very common in the Park Cities area of Dallas, Texas.

I'm screening my calls because a volamom is after me to join a committee.

volamom by blog.peoplenewspapers.com November 28, 2007

Volkmar 

Volkmar comes from the classical German and means: Volk = folc = the People, mar = mari = famous: "The (by the people) famous one"

A Volkmar is often known because he is loved by the people, who trust him and often seek his company. He is seen as a trustworthy person, someone to rely on. He has an open heart and is in touch with the love in his being. He is known as a good listener.

As a people's hero, a Volkmar loves adventure and traveling. He is an appreciated guest at any social occasion, even if he has a bit of his own ways. Sometimes he seems a bit mysterious, but this just makes him even more interesting.

A Volkmar is always a special person, and often good looking or even beautiful. You sense his uniqueness.

Volkmar by florella February 5, 2010

Breast-Volarity Curve

The standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.

The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.

The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.

f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)

This is informally known as "The Hand Rule."

Person 1: Wow, she has exquisite breasts.
Person 2: Eh, they're too large.
Person 1: Nonsense!
Person 2: Where do they fit on the Breast-Volarity Curve?
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.

Breast-Volarity Curve by Prof. Munchie March 17, 2014