voliminal

A munt that spends his free time hitting on girls with boyfriends in hopes if stealing them, but 99% of the time failing because of their bad looks and even worse personalities. They tend to think they are amazing and better than said boyfriends in every way, when infact they are nothing more than losers who prey on girls with boyfriends waiting for the day a fight comes along so they can make their move and get the girl for 1 night or a few online nudies and then never speak to said girl again.

I'm going to kill that fucking voliminal for trying to fuck around with my girl.

voliminal by James Lawson April 27, 2008

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voliminal

A munt that spends his free time hitting on girls with boyfriends in hopes if stealing them, but 99% of the time failing because of their bad looks and even worse personalities. They tend to think they are amazing and better than said boyfriends in every way, when infact they are nothing more than losers who prey on girls with boyfriends waiting for the day a fight comes along so they can make their move and get the girl for 1 night or a few online nudies and then never speak to said girl again.

I'm going to kill that fucking voliminal for trying to fuck around with my girl.

voliminal by James Lawson April 27, 2008

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voluminate

to excessively and unnecessarily increase the information regarding a particular topic or subject in order to bolster ones own self-importance.

Glenn Beck recently voluminated himself when he said, "You go to your PTA meetings, when somebody says something stupid—you go to your softball games, and when your kids win a trophy for just showing up, you take that trophy and you say our family doesn‘t accept stuff we didn‘t earn. This is a loser trophy." This gaff came only hours after Mr. Beck received an honorary doctorate from Liberty University.

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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