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voicetext 

the result of someone over 40 making so many attempts to type out a coherent text that they give up, dial the phone and relay the message verbally.
Dad called me during the party with a voicetext reminding me about Mother's Day
voicetext by martini club May 18, 2010
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voiceterous

Words that don`t exist ala "Don KIng".Voiceterous miss used for boisterous.
ShaQ O`Niell, " Koby an me have problem cause we boft so voiceterous."
voiceterous by Moe Foe November 2, 2003

Voiceterous

Voiceterous. Adverb describing someone who has a strong opinion and has no filter , very vocal in delivering their opinion
Dave was very voiceterous in today’s staff meeting
A noun used to describe a derogatory statement or series of remarks you left on someone's voicemail without realizing you are being recorded. Often this results in the loss of a friendship, a black eye, and a slew of angry texts and phone calls from the offended.
Dan (forgetting to push the end call button): Jerry isn’t picking up. Guess we can't count on that mofo to hook us up with weed. If it were not for his awesome bud, I would beat his retarded girlfriend with a mud shark.

Rick: Yeah, I agree. His girlfriend does give good head though. When he was in jail for a week, I banged her like six times on HIS waterbed.

A day later, after receiving the voicetell, Jerry slices Dan's tires and punches Rick in the face six times.
Voicetell by Marcy May November 11, 2009

Voicesexual 

* Being attracted to voices
*Being sexually attracted to voices
I am voicesexual.
The thing is I am not attracted to him I am attracted to his voice I must be voicesexual.
Voicesexual by Dotdotdotdotdotdot.. February 2, 2017

Voiceterous

When problematic staff create stress in a workplace new words can be created.
"Make sure tomorrow mate your Voiceterous with the right people"
Voiceterous by Banterman96 July 24, 2019
Yeah, they came back to me with a "new improved Set List"; sorry, I need more voicemeat!
Voicemeat by Zappin' Nap June 25, 2023
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