voicetext
the result of someone over 40 making so many attempts to type out a coherent text that they give up, dial the phone and relay the message verbally.
voicetext by martini club May 18, 2010
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voiceterous
voiceterous by Moe Foe November 2, 2003
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voicetext • voice texter • Voice Texting • Voice test • voiceterous • Voicesexual • Voicemeat • Voicetell • voice fetish • voice sex
Voiceterous
Voiceterous. Adverb describing someone who has a strong opinion and has no filter , very vocal in delivering their opinion
Voiceterous by Vocal, boisterous May 14, 2021
Voicetell
A noun used to describe a derogatory statement or series of remarks you left on someone's voicemail without realizing you are being recorded. Often this results in the loss of a friendship, a black eye, and a slew of angry texts and phone calls from the offended.
Dan (forgetting to push the end call button): Jerry isn’t picking up. Guess we can't count on that mofo to hook us up with weed. If it were not for his awesome bud, I would beat his retarded girlfriend with a mud shark.
Rick: Yeah, I agree. His girlfriend does give good head though. When he was in jail for a week, I banged her like six times on HIS waterbed.
A day later, after receiving the voicetell, Jerry slices Dan's tires and punches Rick in the face six times.
Rick: Yeah, I agree. His girlfriend does give good head though. When he was in jail for a week, I banged her like six times on HIS waterbed.
A day later, after receiving the voicetell, Jerry slices Dan's tires and punches Rick in the face six times.
Voicesexual
I am voicesexual.
The thing is I am not attracted to him I am attracted to his voice I must be voicesexual.
The thing is I am not attracted to him I am attracted to his voice I must be voicesexual.
Voicesexual by Dotdotdotdotdotdot.. February 2, 2017
Voiceterous
Voiceterous by Banterman96 July 24, 2019
Voicemeat
Voicemeat by Zappin' Nap June 25, 2023
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