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vodkajelly

Funny, kind, mad, funky, lazy in the morning, helpful, very nice, happy, lovely, beautiful, a wonderful person to meet, smiley and blonde, good at english, good at spellings, good at writing funny poems, good at maths, but not as good as me ie; what's 7x99? Oooh too slow mummy it's 693, no, 94, no, 93 ;O)
Things mummy says:

NO!
Don't chew your clothes
When you grow up you you can buy yourself anything you like dear.
by The Two Smallest Bears November 22, 2004
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vodkapella

Drunken singing of popular songs from memory and with no accompaniment, often containing numerous mistakes in both pitch and the lyrics themselves.
Brian, shithoused beyond all conventional standards of intoxiction, reeled into his apartment belting out a vodkapella rendition of "Sweet Child o' Mine," but got no further than the part about breaking down and crying before horking violently into the sink.
by kemibe February 24, 2013
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