vodcock

The limp, flaccid penis of a drunken man.

After all those shots, Jimbo had a serious case of vodcock when Bobby-Joe went to give him a blowjob.

by beastmaster December 26, 2002

Vodcock

Vodka and coke, but usually said after drinking a few.

Also happens when you have decided that Coke should be called Cock and above happens easily.

'I would like some Vodcock please'
'I've been drinking Vodcock all night'

by HarleyQuimm June 13, 2008