vodcock

The limp, flaccid penis of a drunken man.

After all those shots, Jimbo had a serious case of vodcock when Bobby-Joe went to give him a blowjob.

by beastmaster December 26, 2002

Vodcock

Vodka and coke, but usually said after drinking a few.

Also happens when you have decided that Coke should be called Cock and above happens easily.

'I would like some Vodcock please'
'I've been drinking Vodcock all night'

by HarleyQuimm June 13, 2008

Vocockulary

n., pl. -ies.

The sum of words used by, understood by, or at the command of a particular person or group that describe (either directly or indirectly) the male genitals. More colloquially, how many words you know that mean "penis".

John has a massive vocockulary! He knows more words for dick than George Carlin!

by AnUncleverPseudonym June 10, 2009

vomcock

The act of vomcock is when you vomit on someones genitals and they get pleasure from it

OH YEA BABY VOMCOCK ME!

by mlgswag420mlgmerk April 14, 2016