Definitions by AnUncleverPseudonym

nip jizz 

Slang term for breast milk.

Aw my god! You got your nip jizz all over our baby's face!

nip jizz by AnUncleverPseudonym August 10, 2009

Vocockulary 

n., pl. -ies.

The sum of words used by, understood by, or at the command of a particular person or group that describe (either directly or indirectly) the male genitals. More colloquially, how many words you know that mean "penis".

John has a massive vocockulary! He knows more words for dick than George Carlin!

Vocockulary by AnUncleverPseudonym June 10, 2009

beef waffle

1. Formal pronunciation of the youngster acronym BFFL. May be liberally applied to all forms of the acronym.

2. Vagina.

3. A delicious meal made by cooking seasoned ground beef in a waffle iron.

Guy #1: "Yo dude, you wanna hang later?"
Guy #2: "Naw, I promised my beef waffle that I'd watch the Little Mermaid with him. Again."

Skank: "Ever since I slept with Joe my beef waffle has a nasty itch!"

Young Man: "I love my mom's warm beef waffle for lunch!"

beef waffle by AnUncleverPseudonym January 20, 2009

cootie burger

A derisive term used to describe one who has cooties. Often, but not always, directed at someone of the opposite sex.

No I don't want to be your girlfriend, you deep fried cootie burger!

cootie burger by AnUncleverPseudonym January 19, 2009