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virtuality 

(noun) The words virtual and reality compounded into one word; refers not so much to Virtual Reality, but the virtual world of the internet.
Hey, I found one of your tunes out there in virtuality.
virtuality by doorlux February 16, 2009
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virtuality 

Short cut for virtual reality; an interactive computer-generated experience taking place within a simulated environment
Hey boy, you should switch off and disconnect from virtuality go outside and meet real people
virtuality by THISTLES February 22, 2019

Virtualing

Doing work for Virtual Enterprise/Virtual Business
Marc: Hey Matt, wanna hang out today?
Matt: No chance man. I was virtualing all night and I'm really tired.
Virtualing by Virtualone October 29, 2010

Virtually 

An advertising buzzword that can mean "almost", "somewhat", or "not", but never "absolutely".
What the ad says: "This product is virtually indestructible!"
Translation: "This product is maybe, sort of, not really indestructible!"
Virtually by Directorjustin July 6, 2017

Virtually Blocked

A common phrase for when you want to create a virtual barrier between yourself and another person.
'Blocked. You have been blocked. You have been virtually blocked.' - Sir Theodore III

Virtually 

1 - When something is impossible to actually do it but you have technically done it

2 - When something won't probably happen but there is actually a chance
1 - i've virtually time traveled by walking ( 0.00000001 seconds less time because of phisics )

2 - well, you have killed all humans, if the AI did the same thing in another random order, there is a 1 in 10²²²²²²²²²² chance it would have killed all humans the same way as you did
Virtually by DEMEMZEA December 26, 2020

Vitality Barrier

The vitality Barrier is another move of Kénji Lescara, the vitality Barrier is a 8 ft tall by 5 foot wide sphere. Entering the Vitality Barrier drains 25% of the enemies Stamina and Physical Strength per second, Using Vitality Barrier also places great stress on the user. Vitality Barriers nullifies all ranged attacks of any kind whether they be physical or energy based.
"I Used Vitality Barrier when fighting that melee enemy and completed dominated him"
Vitality Barrier by Kénji Lescara January 31, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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