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Virdignity

Another cross between virginity and dignity, this is the word when both are lost at the same time, ie when someone loses their virginity in a very embarassing way.

People can only lose their virdignity once, the most common is because of premature ejaculation, ie 'Stewart lost his virdignity last night because he was finished in 8 seconds.'
Did you hear? Carys totally lost her virdignity when she accidentally screamed out her ex's name at the end.

Oh shit -- Jess lost her virdignity when the person she was having sex with turned out to be related to her.
Virdignity by Octopusrave July 21, 2009
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virdignity

A portmanteau of "virginity" and "dignity," virdignity is the kind of self-respect and pride you can only lose once, and then never again. The end of an undefeated record, falling off the wagon after a long term of sobriety, sharting your pants for the first time (especially when said hard fart happens around witnesses)--these would all be extreme examples of a loss of virdignity. For the most part, one only realizes virdignity exists once it's been lost.
Oh, shit--Chaz just fell down and split his pants! There goes his virdignity at this job!

Jenny was going down on me the other day, and I totally cut one. Complete loss of virdignity, man.

Hey, I've still never gotten an STD, unlike you sluts. My virdignity is intact.
virdignity by Talmanes December 3, 2006
It is a very special colour that many people claim doesn't exist. It is a green tinged colour in the bottle but when applied it comes out in a bright pink hue. Although many people may argue that it is a mis-spelt version of Viridian, this is not true.
"Hey Ruth, could you please pass the Virdian ink?"
Virdian by The Forest Queen May 8, 2013
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022