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A vegan degenarate
A vegan that knows nothing about the industries relating to meat ie. Vegtard
vegtard by meatystick March 2, 2014
Related Words
vettar • vetter • Vetard • Vectard • vegtard • vettori • vettri • ventara • vertarian • Vetarian
Vetta is one of the most awesome people ever. She's funny, smart, and makes the most epic faces. Vetta does whatever she wants; if you don't like it, you can go wallow in a ditch.

Also, she is a die-hard Twi-hard, and proud of it.
Me: Hey, did you go see the new Twilight movie?

Vetta: Three days before it came out in theatres!
Vetta by Preferably Anonymous December 15, 2012

joe vetter 

To call and say ya i'm coming over and not show up.

Or otherwise formally known of the pussy from way back.
To be very pussy whipped and hangout with high school friends.
Me - Hey wanna come over?

Joe Blow - Ya i'll be there man.

2 hours later

Me - hey what happened to that guy that was coming over?
Joe Blow - i said i might and im with my woman.
Me - thanks dude. I've been joe vetter'd.
joe vetter by baysinger36 June 21, 2010
One who spends all or the majority of his or her free time in a Gym a.k.a. work out facility to impress total strangers.

One who is always lifting weights, running, swimming, etc..etc..anything in hopes of their body reaching total perfection by their own standards. In most cases they will never believe their body is perfect which is why they spend so much time performing these acts.
Bob: Where's Micheal? He was suppose to be here an hour ago.
Jeff: Where do you think he's at? He's a vetter.
vetter by A.C. Ault August 4, 2005

Vetarian 

Vetarian is a term used to describe a person that is Vegetarien who is transitioning to becoming a Veggan.
I was a Vegetarien and am trying to become Vegan but I love cheese so it makes me a Vetarian
Vetarian by Vetarian July 16, 2016
A militant vegan

Given that being vegan is a choice and not an actual necessity in civilised societies, vetards actually think that being vegan makes them intellectually superior. Can also be associated with the word "dumbass".
Mary: Fuck, I love being a militant vegan.

John: Please don't be such a vetard.

Mary: But I like being a militant vegan. What's a vetard anyway?

John: Someone who thinks that being vegan always makes you right.

Mary: But I am always right.

John: My point exactly.
Vetard by JEPC May 7, 2014
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