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Ace Ventura'd 

When a box is delivered and is severely dented and falling apart, referring to the beginning of the movie Ace Ventura.
Hey man, did you your package come today?

Yeah, but it had been Ace Ventura'd.
Ace Ventura'd by redspider October 12, 2010
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Las Venturas Elvis 

In the city of Las Venturas (based on Las Vegas) from the video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, three guys can be seen walking the streets dressed in Elvis Presley style Vegas jumpsuits. One in a white jumpsuit, another in a blue jump suit and the other Elvis wears a green jumpsuit. Can be heard making amusing comments.
White suit Elvis: "Dont you know I'm the King?"

Blue suit Elvis: "Do ya ever feel like you're not yourself?"

White suit Elvis: "You make yourself look foolish!"

Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura

A show revolving around possible government conspiracies, with Jesse Ventura.
And it's the worst comedy show out there.

Jesse Ventura shows how utterly ignorant he is on this show. One minute he's asking questions over and over again to scrawny researchers, and when they answer his question he gives the half assed excuse of "Not allowing him to speak." Jesse's extremely serious "cool-guy persona" is incredibly bleak and blunt.

Jesse believes that the government is responsible for everything, and you'll be damned if you believe otherwise. He actually believes that the John Lennon murder was a conspiracy, 9/11 conspiracy, fuck, even Area 51. AREA MOTHERFUCKING 51. He'd believe anything that you tell him if it involves the government covering it up. I can't wait for him to do a piece on Maddox's "Unfastened Coins: The Titanic Conspiracy" satirical parody on Loose Change.

The biggest fault in all of this is his logic. His logic is along the lines of "Oh, the government did it, but they covered up any proofs!" Good point, fucktard, but guess what: If you claim that this definition of you was really mandated by the government and they covered up any proof of it, I CANNOT argue otherwise. Even if I did come to you face to face.
Did you see Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura today?

Yeah, he totally proved that the Titanic sinking was a conspiracy!

Ventraquil | aka. Vent 

Vent: *disappears*
USM: 'wot de hell happened to vent'
Vent: *comes back after 6 months*
Vent: "I will explain y i left in a bit guys!"
Also Vent: *disappears again*
USM: "bruh wtf.."

Ninja: *leaves tecom*
tecom: lol she pulled a Ventraquil | aka. Vent

Ace Ventura 

When someone farts in the car and the smell forces the driver to drive with his head out the window.
man you should have smelt this ace ventura john did last night.
Ace Ventura by Vampyre January 24, 2004

Jesse Ventura 

A Bad Ass Son of a Gun who took Elisabeth Hasselbeck back to elementary school on The View and closed out his View appearance by stating "You give me 1 hour with Dick Cheney and I'll have him confessing to the Sharon Tate murder"
When I grow up I wanna be Jesse Ventura so that I kick some serious ass!!

Jesse Ventura will kick Chuck Norris'ass