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A 'Vergaso' is a hit using a 'verga'(penis), is very funny if you think about it
Raul was messing around with the donkey's foot and got a vergaso across the face...dont tell him i said that
Vergaso by mrcleanisdurty March 6, 2010
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1. A spanish/urban slang term used to describe a large throbbing veiney erection.
2. Also used to describe a can of Monster energy drink, due to the punch of it and the erection causing effects
Yo mahn, i got a vergaso for that bitch right there,mahn.

hey, buy me a vergaso while ur out, im fucking tired from giving that bitch MY vergaso last night.
vergaso by Moriah&Joe January 24, 2008

ponte vergas 

Usually said when someone is not doing there work. And you tell them to prepare for the work ahead of them
Ponte Vergas, vas a trabajar ahora

vergasada 

A vulgar Spanish word that combines the vulgar word for penis, "verga" (VAIR-guh) and the normal word for barbecued meat, "asada" (uh-SAH-da) to mean "cockmeat." It can often be used to fool basic Spanish speakers.
Mark: Hey Jim, do you like vergasada?
Jim: Uh, oh ya, I think that I ate that last week.
Mark: HAHA! You ate cockmeat!
vergasada by Doyputasos August 25, 2011
Golpe fuerte realizado con el miembro masculino.
Estaba medio enojado con la chica y le pegó un vergazo en la cara.
vergazo by MCold October 22, 2013

Vergasolina 

It is slang in the Mexican community for sperm. The literal translation is "penis-gasoline."
Man, that girl was telling me she loved my "vergasolina" in her mouth!
Vergasolina by JAVYair August 28, 2009
Spanish for dick slap. Derived from the word "verga", which means dick, and the suffix "azo," which means to strike with. Especially funny because you can say it to girls who dont understand spanish, and tell them you actually said something sweet.
Oye chica linda, voy a darte un vergazo
(trans: Hey pretty girl, I am going to dick slap you)
Vergazo by Rey February 5, 2005
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