1. A spanish/urban slang term used to describe a large throbbing veiney erection.
2. Also used to describe a can of Monster energy drink, due to the punch of it and the erection causing effects
Yo mahn, i got a vergaso for that bitch right there,mahn.
hey, buy me a vergaso while ur out, im fucking tired from giving that bitch MY vergaso last night.
A vulgar Spanish word that combines the vulgar word for penis, "verga" (VAIR-guh) and the normal word for barbecued meat, "asada" (uh-SAH-da) to mean "cockmeat." It can often be used to fool basic Spanish speakers.
Mark: HeyJim, do you like vergasada?
Jim: Uh, oh ya, I think that I ate that last week.
Mark: HAHA! You ate cockmeat!
Spanish for dick slap. Derived from the word "verga", which means dick, and the suffix "azo," which means to strike with. Especially funny because you can say it to girls who dont understand spanish, and tell them you actually said something sweet.
Oye chica linda, voy a darte un vergazo
(trans: Hey pretty girl, I am going to dick slap you)