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ventrolloquist 

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A person who throws his voice in such a way that, A) it not only seems to come out of someone else's mouth, but, B) gets them to say things online that they don't believe in, C) in order to start Internet arguments and create discord.
Bored with mere chatroom trolling, he upped his game, becoming a master ventrolloquist, taking malicious glee in the conflicts he had instigated, his victims exclaiming, "But... but I never meant to say that!"
ventrolloquist by Monkey's Dad March 1, 2020
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Ventriloquist Teeth 

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Its a condition that occurs when you're high AF and the edible gives you such severe cotton mouth and you have no saliva left in your mouth.
Your upper lip sticks to your gums revealing a toothy grin known as "ventriloquist teeth"
Ventriloquist Teeth by High AF September 27, 2015

Ventriloquist Discharge 

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Verb: pretending that you're having an orgasm by making loud noises with your mouth when nothing is actually coming out.
Billy had ventriloquist discharge since he really didn't want to sleep with Frank. Where do I shit?

butt ventriloquist 

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a talented individual capable of making his farts seem as if they came from a different location, much like a normal ventriloquist would do with his dummy.
(a fart commences)
Person 1: "dude what the fuck was that"
Person 2: "What you act like you've never heard a fart before"
Person 1: "yea but it sounded like it came from over there, what are you like some kind of butt ventriloquist."
butt ventriloquist by Tommy Stanek November 3, 2006

fart ventriloquist 

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(noun) A fart ventriloquist is someone who is capable of creating the appearance that their fart originated from another person. This person can elicit much joy in his or her observers, but to the detriment of the poor sap who has been targeted.
-Holy crap! Do you smell that?! Ewww!! Adam farted!

(*shreeks and screams of those within the smell-zone*)

-Dude, I totally just blamed that fart on Adam.
--You damn fart ventriloquist. You'll pay for that. You and your stank-ass.

Penis Ventriloquist 

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A person who makes penises talk without moving their mouth or taking the dick out of his or her mouth. A very skillfull dick sucker.
Janice sucks my dick so well, I call her my penis ventriloquist.
Penis Ventriloquist by MelCefus August 13, 2006

shart ventriloquist 

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The ability to send a shart through another person.
Also known as ventrilashart

Often used at taco parties and family gatherings
Whoa, You really sharted! It was not me!!!

Ha. Got them with the shart ventriloquist trick
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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SkyPesos 

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- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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