Top definition
A dude that won't own the mal effects of their own gaseous issue, instead they throw off on an unsuspecting innocent bystander.

The anal ventriloquist will cut the cheese rough then look expectantly into the middle distance with a feigned look of indignation.

Anyone that buys it inevitably shuns the nearest luckless victim with a harsh phrase or sometimes a physical threat while the AV clamps his butt cheeks and breathes a silent sigh of relief.

" Jesus you stink, pass us the gas masks then piss off"

"Christ that's fucken rotten you're arse must be on fire, fuck off an decompose somewhere else"

However when detected the AV can be the victim of similar or even harsher epithets.
Fuck you man, I never farted it was your fatass brother he's always opnin hiz lunch and blamin others, he's a real anal ventriloquist.
by Dickshun January 05, 2013
Get the mug
Get a Anal Ventriloquist mug for your barber Nathalie.
Apr 20 Word of the Day
A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
Get the mug
Get a Jazz Cabbage mug for your mama Helena.
2
1. Someone unfortunately gifted or cursed with the ability of talking out of one's ass!

2. The art of Talking utter Shite, as in complete and utter nonsense about any subject under the false assumption that you know what you are talking about or acting like an expert in your field when you clearly don't know what you are doing!.

3. someone who doesn't have a clue what they are talking about..
Boris doesn't have a clue what he's talking about...he's a total anal ventriloquist!

Priti says she's in control of our borders... she must be joking she's an anal ventriloquist!
by The Sarcastic Assassin April 14, 2021
Get the mug
Get a Anal Ventriloquist mug for your mate Jerry.
3
Someone who can make his fart appear the other side of the room.
He is a analventriloquist, he can make his fart sound come from the other side of the room.
by Leigh Lee May 16, 2020
Get the mug
Get a analventriloquist mug for your father-in-law Manley.