venqmous

A no life loser who plays with his "friends".

I wanna be just like Venqmous/Venny!

venqmous by Venqmous May 29, 2021

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professor venomous

the hot purple scientist from OK K.O.

“Professor Venomous! I like him cause he’s level -7, and because he’s purple!”

professor venomous by helpimgonnaeatacookie June 6, 2020

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Venomous Bears

Venomous Bears, the name really does say it all. These particular bears feed on smaller rodents such as Guinea Pigs and Wild Rats.

They are the size of your average Brown Bear but have long fangs usually 25 cm in length. These 'Fangs' contain deadly venom however, if a human was to go near a Venomous Bear, it would inject its venom into their blood stream (like a snake), though it would take an American Badger to suck the venom out in order for the person to survive... This is actually quite funny because the Venomous Bear is located in Australia, New Zealand and Papua New Guinea, so if you live in these countries and have no access to an American Badger, it is safe to safe to say you are fucked.

Guy 1: "Mate, i haven't seen you in years! How's your wife, Mary?"

Guy 2: "Ahh, Bloody VENOMOUS BEARS got her last year when we went camping, there were no American Badgers around so... she died."

Venomous Bears by Attercop Man February 5, 2013

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Venomous Cuntacula

A title that should be used very sparingly. Only given to the absolute worst that society has to offer or to those who have committed acts of serious offense. Upon being given this title, one may add V.C. to any other post-name credentials.

Entomology derives from the combination of cunt and a reference to Dracula, implying certain life-draining properties.

Jim: So I hear Jeff's girlfriend was cheating on him two months before they even broke up.
Joe: What a Venomous Cuntacula.

Venomous Cuntacula by Memnarch Flux April 27, 2011