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veneee
Veneee is a word that is used similarly to the word ‘even,’ but it can also be used to express laughter for ignorant people. It originates from the for the word ‘even’ - the v and the e are switched up and three es are added at the end for emphasis.
Lizzy: Look at Bob, he can’t open his computer, veneee!
Stella: OMG, he’s veneee worse than my grandparents.
Stella: OMG, he’s veneee worse than my grandparents.
veneee by zuzi_lizzi December 27, 2020
Venephobia
The fear of veins.
Vene- Variant of veno which means vein.
Phobia- An irrational fear.
One with venephobia usually can't stand looking at their own wrists, hands, or neck, fearing of seeing their own veins and arteries.
Vene- Variant of veno which means vein.
Phobia- An irrational fear.
One with venephobia usually can't stand looking at their own wrists, hands, or neck, fearing of seeing their own veins and arteries.
Venephobia by Megan Smith September 27, 2005
vendetta
vankerchief
A special handkerchief used by strippers in order to properly disinfect the pole after use - the use of the vankerchief is very important in making sure that vaginal juice is not transferred from one stripper to the next.
Vankerchief can also be used as a derogatory term.
Vankerchief can also be used as a derogatory term.
vankerchief by Certitified November 30, 2011
Venera
A grazy girl that don't give a fuck! she hates fake people. she loves love. all she wants is for everything to be normal, no hatred. she's one to never think twice, she does what's on her mind and never regrets.
Venera by thatwildthing October 13, 2011
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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