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veloip is a username for one of my favorite editors, she started out with an account called “pottah..head” but sadly it got banned, but got better on her new page, she’s fabulous and extremely underrated
veloip by ilovetiktoks123 November 30, 2021
veloip is extremely underrated, special editor, her edits bring joy to my eyes, she has always been unproblematic, everyone should follow her.
veloip by ilovetiktoks123 November 30, 2021

Velocipastor 

It’s a movie.
About dinosaurs.
Person 1: Did you saw the movie Velocipastor.
Person 2: Bruh wtf is that.
Person 3: *cries*
Velocipastor by MasinaDeSpalt69 August 2, 2020
The sexual attributes of high end bicyles.
What are you reading? Just checking out the Colnagos and Pinarellos in this Veloporn magazine.
Veloporn by Paul Costello November 11, 2003

velociperiority 

n. The affect or emotion experienced upon viewing a traffic jam on the opposite side of the freeway, while you yourself zip along at (or above) the speed limit.
I felt the velociperiority wash over me in waves as I sped by the sorry bastards standing still on the southbound 405.
velociperiority by CeeLuck September 15, 2010

Velipone 

An extremely attractive and amazing individual. One of the most loving and caring individual on this earth. They are one in a billion.
My friend Velipone is the most amazing person I know.
Velipone by Hawk Steel September 8, 2016
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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