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Velominatus 

A velominatus is a cycling disciple of the highest order. We spend our days pouring over the very essence of what makes ours such a special sport and how that essence fits into cycling’s colorful fabric. This is the Velominati’s raison d’être. This is where the Velominati can be ourselves. This is our agony – our badge of honor – our sin.
Brett knows everything about cycling; that guy is a velominatus.
Velominatus by velominati April 8, 2010
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Vominating 

The simultaneous act of vomiting and urinating.
One of the males is vominating on the front porch.
Vominating by uagrad2007 April 12, 2010

Velocibation

The act of pleasuring yourself with one or more velociraptors in a shower.
Daymn, she is such a kinky bitch. I heard she's into velocibation and shit.
Velocibation by Rod Fox III February 23, 2014

Vomination 

the state in which your motivation is so high you puke
you're motivaiton level is so high on a run you experience vomination.
Vomination by ConcreteWave420 January 20, 2009

vominating 

a process of self induced vomiting to purge demonic entities from the body with the aid of salty water. often touted by yogis, who usually refer to this practice as vaman dhauti.
Nothing should be taken by mouth before starting the process of vominating.
vominating by thegladiator November 12, 2022