velkro 

when a man is known to carry a gun

i stay strapped like velkro

velkro by krazie kris March 9, 2008

Velcro Ass 

The condition that follows Swamp Ass due to the drying of sweat on the hair bridging the asscrack. This creates a Velcro like bond between hair on different sides of the crack.

Man, my Velcro ass just tore apart when I sat on the toilet.

Velcro Ass by YunChop January 13, 2018

Compton Velcro 

Two females are needed for this act:
1.)One female must have a snatch that looks like a
chia pet
2.)The other female must have a snatch with a five
o'clock shadow
The 2 females grind their naked privates together resulting in the illusion of velcro. (Compton Velcro)

"While your are in the shower don't trim that bush. Me and my prickly pussy want to perform the Compton Velcro".

Compton Velcro by Master Kitty July 30, 2008

velcromonkeys 

A twitch streamer that does many different types of games such as Minecraft and Jackbox

Velcromonkeys went live on Twitch

velcromonkeys by thechilldylan November 20, 2020

velcroholic 

Compulsive or excessive wearing of velcro shoes.

"You do know you're a velcroholic?! What makes you think they'll let you on this year, look they're watching you!"

The staff at the ice rink had clocked the only man to be sitting down and unlacing his skates, replacing them casually with velcro sneakers.

velcroholic by F reshleaf April 16, 2022

velcro gooch 

when a male shaves both his testicles and the area between his testicles and anus; as the hair grows out it becomes prickly, and the hair-spikes become entwined with a velcro-like effect.

"Dude i just shaved like four days ago and i've been walkin around with velcro gooch all day."

velcro gooch by David and Colin August 4, 2007